How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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