so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
How's work?
Spinning.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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