The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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