I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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