The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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