im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i came on her dog
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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