I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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