We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize