Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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