I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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