letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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