found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
