Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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