Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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