he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
false alarm, still single
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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