Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Can Purell be used as lube?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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