Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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