He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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