there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You smell like stripper and shame
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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