Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We talked him into tasing himself.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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