Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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