Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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