doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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