I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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