Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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