You smell like a Billy Joel song
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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