More tranny stories later!
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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