Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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