Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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