My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Vodka?
Forever.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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