Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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