Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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