i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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