I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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