I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
please come you make the beer taste better
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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