ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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