But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Dick very happy bro
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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