i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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