there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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