just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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