my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
His nipple licking is glorious
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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