But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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