North Korea, Best Korea!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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