its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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