You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm at about main and main street
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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