God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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