biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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