Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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