I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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