is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
NoShamevember. You game?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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