I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
this hospital has no fireball
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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