Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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