# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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