Please, let me fuck your mom
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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